It’s been a pretty busy week for me online and offline, so it’s only natural that I’d miss out on a few updates. I’m going into my senior year of high school (some of y’all know how that is), so I’ve been running back and forth getting things together so I won’t be stressed out towards the end of this school year. Anyhow, these updates are photos from random events and parties, but nevertheless you should be in the know, so here they are!

COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST OF FLAVOR FLAV »

Flavor Flav & a few of his many matured “spermlets”

Comedy Central’s “Roast” is a show where various celebrities (mostly comedians) show up to throw as many insults as they can at one celebrity, and that celebrity just has to sit there and take it. How fun! If you’re the one being roasted, you have to have some pretty thick skin and you have to have a pretty damn good since of humor. The most recent victim is Flavor Flav, and his “Roast” will be shown on television on August 12 at 10 pm. CLICK HERE for more info on the show…

Schatar 'A Hottie Mess' Taylor (Hottie) at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Shay Johnson (Buckey) & London Charles (Delishis) at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Saaphyri Windsor at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

Carrot Top at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Snoop Dogg at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Katt Williams at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

Sommore at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Leiline Ondrade (Smiley) at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Luenell at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

Becky Johnston, London Charles, Snoop Dogg, Larissa Aurora, Shay Johnson, and Leiline Ondrade

Flavor Flav & his mom at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Brigitte Nielson at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Jimmy Kimmel at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

Flavor Flav at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Coco & Ice-T at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Larissa 'I'm gon beat yo ass' Aurora (Bootz) at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

Ron Jeremy at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav” Joanie 'China Doll' Laurer at “Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav”

L.A. WELCOMES THE BECKHAMS TO AMERICA »

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and Will Smith

If you don’t know who Victoria and David Beckham are then we must ask you: Where the hell have YOU been??? David Beckham has moved his wife (Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham) and his kids to America so that he can participate with the LA Galaxy’s (a soccer team). I honestly didn’t even know we had a soccer team before he moved here. Is that bad? LOL. Anyhow, damn near every celebrity showed up to a party that was thrown for them at the Contemporary Arts Museum in L.A. and you can check out a ton of flicks below…

Jim Carey & Jenny McCarthy at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Eva Longoria at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Wesley Snipes at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Rihanna at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party David & Victoria at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

Stevie Wonder at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

Lisa Raye at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Serena Williams at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Lil Kim (Eww?) at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Mekhi Phifer & his girl at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Eva Pigford at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

Vivica A. Fox at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Carmelo Anthony & LaLa at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Will Smith at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Will & Jada at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Holly Robinson-Peete at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

Golden Brooks at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America partyCommon at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Forest & Keisha Whitaker at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Tyrese at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Nick Cannon & Selita Ebanks at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

Meagan Good & Thomas Jones at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Kerry Washington at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party Mel B & guest at the Beckhams’ Welcome to America party

“WHO’S YOUR CADDY?” PREMIERE IN HOLLYWOOD

Big Boi, Tracey Edmonds, and Eddie Murphy

“Who’s Your Caddy?” premiered earlier this week in Hollywood at the ArcLight Theaters. Folks like Eddie Murphy, Traey Edmonds, Tony Cox (the midget from Friday lol), Big Boi, Magic Johnson, and more showed up to support the cause. Of course … you can check out the flicks of everybody below!

Eddie Murphy at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Tony Cox at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Big Boi & his wife at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

Tracey Edmonds & Eddie Murphy at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Rockmond Dunbar at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Finesse Mitchell & Garrett Morris at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

Tamala Jones at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Taraji Henson at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Niecy Nash at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

Bootz aka Larissa at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Omarosa at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Magic Johnson & Kevin Cox at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

Faizon Love at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Sherri Shepherd at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Finesse & his girl at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

Saaphyri at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere Bob Johnson & guest at the “Who’s Your Caddy?” premiere

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